What's the advantage of this over vans?

Well that's not horrifying at all

I must be uncultured. What's that from?

With a cactus.

I'm noticing how much overlap there is between these and Laffy Taffy jokes

The drug described here is supposed to improve quality of life in later years, and a few extra years is a side effect of that.

Assuming it works as advertised. I hope it does. I want some for my dogs.

That has to be the luckiest chicken alive

Never understood this one

Well if the artist honored that request they wouldn't have gotten a likeness

He was in bread as it were

This was awesome. Thank you

It'll be interesting to see how close your date prediction ends up being