Hairs are never "alive" in the first place. The follicle is.

This is plain false.

Most of the hateful stuff comes from social isolation, lack of emotional support and toxic relationships. A healthy social life could have prevented many of those people to radicalize into the idiots the are now.

The latter. "everybody clapped" clickbait.

It's made up, like facebook clickbait. Archeologists are not idiots.

And yet it still works better than a MB of JS

A week? Rookie.

That's why you don't follow grammar rules

...and going to a park, the beach, hiking, swimming...

"Full remote"

"We are inclusive and do not discriminate race, nationality, religion, gender and so on"

Can I work from my home country then?

"No sorry, only US"

No, you update strictly only security patches.

Not at all.