Sorry. He's old and not long for this world.

You'll have the throne back soon.

I sell this in my store in Canada.

I would love an Irn Bru sugar version. I don't like the taste of Aspartame

Plebs using towels? What is this? Caveman times?

My sexy robot servants blow me.

Still better than 95% of reddit posts.

I think he was trying to download something, it was taking time, and he thought the requested files are all in order in "the tubes". He had to wait for the other files to be delivered before his arrived.

...or something.

It's starting already!

Trump probably owed the money, Putin got a bunch of dirt on Trump via honeypots or documented illegal activity. I suspect now all Putin is saying is "you're touchable. Play right or the daughter ends up in a rape camp in Siberia."

I uploaded the video to the post itself.

I'm the same age. I never knew anyone who had measles EXCEPT older people who told stories of it. I never knew anyone who had it whilst I knew them.

On the flip side, we attended chickenpox parties to get infected. Of course this was before the vaccination and knowing more about Shingles. All the folklore knew was one you get chickenpox, you never get it again and it's better to have it as a child than adult.

Hang the pizza flag upside down just to make the point clear.

Oregonos sounds like part of a complete breakfast.

A Tesla owner who wraps the vehicles for a living has come up with a hypothesis as to why his truck lost a piece of its bodywork at speed.

The car is shit and poorly built. I don't think there is much of a mystery here.