My brain went "Firefox has what 7% market share? What's 50% of that?? Actually, that probably is 4x the 'Fediverse' user total right there"
The black widows really get that screamish response that most bugs don't give me. There's something about that red on black that hits my primal buttons in a tizzy
The only other bugs that get me like that are the too many (more than eight legs) bugs. Milli/centipedes
I've daily drivered arch for a couple months now. Only a few time have I not searched and found a wiki/forum with the precise error/comment and a solution/fix for the problem.
It's almost literally insane.
Who lives in pineapple under the sea?
Oh God horrible. Also, how did I miss subscribing here??
Even if I knew the jets were exercising, I'd still be making diamonds.
Don't die/alcohol poisoning
Now USA, take a page out of the EU's book and kickthem in the ass as well.
Who am I kidding.
They must use the fruity kids toothpaste
Wait a second here.
Egyptians, the original shitposters
I hate that you're not wrong