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[-] Aerictus@kbin.social 194 points 2 years ago

People who say mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste do not brush their teeth.

[-] intelati@programming.dev 15 points 2 years ago

They must use the fruity kids toothpaste

[-] EremesZorn@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

I hated that shit as a kid too.

[-] Kronlid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Fruity toothpaste gang

[-] SeaJ@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

I brush mine with chocolate chip mint ice cream.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Wait, were supposed to do that?

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[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 83 points 2 years ago

People hate what they do not understand

[-] GunnarRunnar@kbin.social 29 points 2 years ago

Yeah. I looove the diarrhea I get from eating tubes of mint toothpaste.

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago
[-] GunnarRunnar@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

Mint flavored all the way through, baybeh!

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

The Circle of Life.

[-] Gelcube69@reddthat.com 63 points 2 years ago

Eating a grape: wow this is identical to drinking cough syrup

Grapes don't get you high though

[-] anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 years ago

Nah you're just not doing it right

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago

Yeah, gotta let the grapes sit for awhile first

[-] magnetosphere@kbin.social 45 points 2 years ago

I love mint chip ice cream. I’m laughing, upvoting, and calling you a bastard all at once.

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 years ago

Good mint icecream is not strongly minty and is a lovely pairing with chocolate chips.

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[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 years ago

Well made mint chocolate chip ice cream tastes fucking good. Don't let the cheap shitty stuff fool you.

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[-] RealM@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago

Remember that anime with the girl with the big bahoongas? It had a great take on mint.

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

that anime with the girl with the big bahoongas?

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

But seriously, mint in things like ice cream does not taste like toothpaste, but know what does? Root beer. Not crappy root beer though, microbrew or some of the more expensive brands.

[-] Anamana@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago

Ok that's hilarious lol

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[-] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 years ago

Either you've never had mint ice cream or you've never brushed your teeth.

[-] Spudwart@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Listen I brush my teeth with orange toothpaste and drink mint milk after.

[-] bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

There's no menthol in ice cream

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago
[-] donuts@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Best way is to just cut open a menthol cigarette and use it as a topping, plus gummy bears of course.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

That's how I do my toothpaste

[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

The difference between mint with cream and sugar - and mint with ground silicate, sodium lauryl sulfate and sweetener :)

[-] victron@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Gee, I get confused all the time!

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

Some toothpastes use mint flavour, but this is like the "Guy who's only watched boss baby watching his second movie ever" analogy, except instead of movies it's mint-flavoured products.

[-] lemillionsocks@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago

Mint is good, mint chip is good. That is all.

[-] Ilflish@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Not liking mint ice cream is the sign of a baby palette. You may as well say you dislike olives

[-] Ranman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] atticus88th@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I love everything but I hate everyone.

[-] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

While I agree with this I still can't stop eating it. Mint chocolate chip is sooo good.

[-] IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Anyone else enjoy the bean boozled toothpaste flavor?

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[-] JoYo@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

if you like eating sand, sure.

[-] PepeGodzilla@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

this is only true before eight.

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[-] jabib@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

"You might as as well just" 🤨

[-] donuts@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Repeating words is a common sign sign of eating too much toothpaste.

[-] jabib@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

But how how know get enough

[-] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I'm a simple man. If ice cream is involved, im usually in.

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