[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

Tell him you feel shy around him because you're attracted to him, and then ask him out on a date. Either he'll leave you alone or you'll get some. Win/win

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

Can't relate. I grew up thinking marriage would always be illegal for me. When I had the opportunity, I took it.

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 weeks ago

Anybody else see distraught pregnant women on the tops of the trees?

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago

I caught some flak because my husband is 8 years younger. I reminded my family that they let my mom get married off at 14, and nobody brings it up anymore. Tennessee (USA), if you're wondering.

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago

If you ever sweat, like ever, smart watches may not be for you. I've had 3, different brands (all Android Wear OS), and my sweat eventually tarnished the charging contacts to the point of no use (even after being cleaned with alcohol and something abrasive) all three times.

So, if you sweat, you're gonna wanna make sure the charging contacts don't touch your skin. Ever.

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago

Don't forget, the process of touching the cows to hook them up to the machines is a disease vector. And they seem to be taking no precautions for that.

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago
[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago

Our high school band director used to threaten to defenestrate us. His classroom was on the 1st floor and had no windows, so he of course meant it as a joke.

We all know the meaning of the word now.

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Hah, bet you're having back pain about now.

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Fresh, clean balls are definitely more pleasant to suck. Haven't tried it with peppermint. Wanna give me a taste?

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There is also something about him I find repulsive, but I tried to romance him anyway.

"It's not you. It's me. I have standards ." Edit: fixed

Sick burn. Made me like him a little more.

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Haha, I never thought of it that way but yes. 2L sodas are the most common, but I've also seen 1L and 3L bottles. I've seen 500mL and 750mL liquor as well. I can't think of anything else that uses metric units. Milk comes in gallons, pints, or quarts for instance.

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