If men could get pregnant, there would be drive-through abortion clinics every 5 miles

Tbf, Lemmy is a place to unwind for many people, we have enough boring exhausting shit going on irl.

Oh heavens no, will someone please think of the advertisers!!!

Meh what’s the difference, a digital nonsense machine or an IRL nonsense machine, both with 0 accountability

Yeah this is not really selling it because most people have a negative amount of interest in more bugs

A marginally faster glass rectangle with 15 cameras, take my money!

Sounds like a data leak that should be reported…

Meets the acceptance criteria, push it to production

Is this kinda like how our management team calls the ‘users’ table in our DB the ‘Identity Store”?

Me: important meeting, better be sharp

Brain: best I can do is sweaty armpits and forgetting what to say

That every TV show and movie seems to re-use the same sound effects. Always takes me out of the story when I hear the same crying baby or fake “car clunking and breaking down” noises for the 1000th time.