[-] kd45@lemm.ee 20 points 5 months ago

I suppose beating him to death with a trash bag full of 9v batteries on live TV might set the right example.

[-] kd45@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago

Tbf, Lemmy is a place to unwind for many people, we have enough boring exhausting shit going on irl.

[-] kd45@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

Oh heavens no, will someone please think of the advertisers!!!

[-] kd45@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

Meh what’s the difference, a digital nonsense machine or an IRL nonsense machine, both with 0 accountability

[-] kd45@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago

A marginally faster glass rectangle with 15 cameras, take my money!

[-] kd45@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago

Sounds like a data leak that should be reported…

[-] kd45@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago

Meets the acceptance criteria, push it to production

[-] kd45@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

Is this kinda like how our management team calls the ‘users’ table in our DB the ‘Identity Store”?

[-] kd45@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Me: important meeting, better be sharp

Brain: best I can do is sweaty armpits and forgetting what to say

[-] kd45@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago

That every TV show and movie seems to re-use the same sound effects. Always takes me out of the story when I hear the same crying baby or fake “car clunking and breaking down” noises for the 1000th time.

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