damn, good thing I'm a woman. sending my condolences to the victim and his family

you could still be a rich gay loser

rich and gay

ohhh this is an old story. I was like wtf it happened again????

I'd prefer an alternative definition that starts with the base case ¡0! = 1, and then for n > 0 we define ¡n! = n * -¡(n-1)!

Michigander detected

(or are there other states that use secretary of state?)

climate change will do that soon enough

sᴉɥʇ ʎɐs oʇ ǝɹǝɥ ǝɯɐɔ

poisoning? damn chess players got hands

is there a video of the performance available anywhere? i've tried searching for it but all i can find are whiny conservatives complaining about it

Everything that I've ever done

anything that isn't nothing

fuck