This is not good. If the Iranian government want to limit internet access, then they're probably doing it for a very good reason. Why does this rat think that he has the right to "help" bypass that.

Judging by the timeline of the True Promise 2 and yesterday's first missile salvo, we should see Iranian missiles airborne in around 1.5-2 hours.

فَلَمْ تَقْتُلُوهُمْ وَلَٰكِنَّ اللَّهَ قَتَلَهُمْ ۚ وَمَا رَمَيْتَ إِذْ رَمَيْتَ وَلَٰكِنَّ اللَّهَ رَمَىٰ ۚ وَلِيُبْلِيَ الْمُؤْمِنِينَ مِنْهُ بَلَاءً حَسَنًا ۚ إِنَّ اللَّهَ سَمِيعٌ عَلِيمٌ

And you did not kill them, but it was Allah who killed them. And you threw not, when you threw, but it was Allah who threw that He might test the believers with a good test. Indeed, Allah is Hearing and Knowing.

Surat Al Anfal, 17

Yemenis are watching the strikes on Israel on a big screen.

Iranian missiles have been LAUNCHED

YA ALLAH YA MOHAMMAD YA ALI

Maarat Al Numan will probably fall soon, which opens a straight line to Hama and Homs through Khan Sheikhoun. With the unimaginable scale of military disorganisation, Russia distracted in Ukraine, Iran being fucking useless and Hezbollah half-dead from the war in Lebanon, then yeah, we're facing a small scenario of total government collapse.

Religious shia young man who attends all the rituals, but is kinda openly gay and styles himself in a way that signals that. Very poor always.

The old man who goes "damn I wish that Saddam is still alive"

Most would be quite positive actually. Communists have an incredible reputation in Iraq as the most educated well-read people in the country. Older communists have the "drunkard" reputation, but younger communists have a good reputation and the most common response is "damn this nerd reads books"

Abdul Malik Al Houthi speaking at 16:00 Jerusalem time, so 4 hours left until the speech. He needs to be quick, because Sayyid Hassan Nasrallah is speaking one hour later, at 17:00 Jerusalem time.

Remember the official news mega rule when it comes to speeches, nothing will happen because no "underdog" will ever announce a war on live TV without the surprise factor. Well of course except Ukraine who made a commercial for their counter offensive. I recommend listening to the Nasrallah speech, fantastic speaker and he shines in these situations.

Tears in my eyes and my hands are shaking as I'm writing this, Marinka has finally fallen after almost two years of fighting. Worst city imo, not a single positive association in my mind unlike GOATed cities like Bakhmut, Mariupol and Soledar

Good morning everyone from Beirut, Lebanon. I'm taking a car to Damascus today, straight to the land of the Lion. I was coincidentally in Burj Hammoud with my cousin last night, which is an Armenian neighbourhood in the eastern edge of Beirut. Tensions are very high for sure, two older Armenian dudes got into a fist fight in a street cafe while arguing about Pashinyan. Which reminds me, you're probably getting a cuck n chad ranking next Monday, with Pashinyan and the Armenian diaspora in America competing hard for the cuck spots.

On another note, this whole counter-offensive thing really sucked. Progress is so damn slow that I haven't even learned new names of random villages in Zaporozhye for weeks now. 100 days in and we're still talking about Kamianske, Robotyne and Verbove

NOOOOOOOO PRIGO I PUT YOU IN GIGACHAD RANKING YESTERDAY PLEASE COME BACK I LOVE YOU WHY COULDN'T GOD TAKE SHOIGU INSTEAD

Sorry everyone, no chad n cuck ranking this week. Two main reasons behind this decision:

1. I've mostly logged off this week and literally touched grass

2. I tried brainstorming ideas for this week's ranking but literally nothing politically significant has happened anywhere in the world except that Ecuadorian dude getting shot. The most interesting things other than that were the re-emergence of plane lady, Hezbollah weapon transport truck crashing, and my communist uncle in Beirut sending me a selfie from George Hawi's grave. In Ukraine-Russia, the most important event this week is Ukraine capturing half of a village with less people than comments on a hexbear mega. All these events combined would barely have an effect on the ranking.