Iron dome has officially shat its pants, what a glorious day. I wish Nasrallah was there to see this
There are rumors that Israel struck Maher Al Assad, brother of Bashar Al Assad yesterday, some of the Resistance sources are notoriously silent on that, so right now I'm assuming he's dead. That's someone that I won't mourn at all, I'm not happy about the Israelis killing people, but Maher is such a notorious piece of shit so he's better off dead. One day when I'm more emotionally stable and focused, you'll get a full breakdown of Syria and how bad Assad's rule really is. We like the Assad memes, but I do really hate him and his leech family. He's better than the Jihadis, but that's not a high bar tbh.
This is what happens when American imperialists cynically tie in LGBTQ+ rights as part of the propaganda package in these countries. There has always been some degree of acceptance of LGBTQ+ people in the Arab world, everyone has that one unmarried aunt who "hangs out" with her best friend all the time and no one really cared, but the westerners suddenly decided to go full white savior and as a result made locals distrust everything associated with LGBTQ+ rights. Just careless and disgusting by the idiots in charge of western influence campaigns, they have endangered all these people by putting their nose where it doesn't belong.
I've been quite busy with random annoying life problems recently, so I haven't exactly had time to devote to the beloved cuck n chad power rankings. We're back baby. Russia vs Ukraine still gets the top row out of respect for our god ordained traditions.
| Gigachad | Chad | Neutral | Beta (Fe)Male | Virgin Cuck |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Putin (top spot for the first time, he has taken full control of the situation and slowly heading for the ultimate W) | Shoigu (he has redeemed himself, can't deny the Ws anymore) | Western media (I respect the audacity of just dumping all your anti-Ukraine material as soon shit turned around) | Zaluzhny (he's super cringe sometimes, but he might accidentally collapse the Ukraine state) | Zelensky (it's so over for our actor boy) |
| Hamas, PIJ, Qassam and all resistance groups in Gaza (literally Allah's bravest soliders) | Hezbollah (causing a headache for the occupier on the whole northern front) | Qatar (horrible track record when it comes to most issues, but they made the ceasefire possible) | Israeli "leftists" (bros heading for olympic medals in mental gymnastics) | dead IDF soliders (semen extracted?) |
| The people of Gaza (bravest people ever) | Iraqi and Yemeni resistance (ultimate respects for these chads) | Venezuela (don't know what's happening and war is bad, but I trust mustache boy Maduro) | Saudi Arabia and UAE (as an Arab, I feel a strong urge to spit in the face of every Saudi and Emirati) | Iranian diaspora (forever the worst diaspora, but reaching new levels of derangement recently) |
| Motaz Azaiza (this gigachad has gone through absolute hell and still delivers real journalism) | Gustavo Petro (I respect him so much, an average Latin American leader is more based than the best European) | Piers Morgan (his thirst for views keeps platforming great pro-Palestine voices) | George Santos (took a massive L this week, but this is not the end for our entertaining boy) | Olaf Scholz (this man will not stop sucking Israeli dick if there's one Israeli dick left unsucked) |
I realised last night that I might have disappointed the news mega community by not making any Lebanon effortposting for the COTW event despite being the semi-official Lebanese guy of this thread. I'm not really in the mood for effortposting, but let's do a little Lebanon AMA in the replies here.
Just for context, I'm half-Lebanese and half-Syrian. Wife is Iraqi and I've spent a good amount of time in all three countries. Throw any random question related to Lebanon and I'll do my best to answer. Questions related to Iraq and Syria are okay as well of course. Let's go
My surging Arab nationalism in recent days has propelled me to, and may Allah forgive for uttering these words, AI image tools to generate inspirational Arab communist art.
this fake pic has given me the energy to keep reading the news
You know as someone who isn't really a fan of the Iranian state due to the conservatism and the religious fundamentalism that they project in Syria, Iraq and Lebanon, I gotta really had it to them this time. They've masterfully and honourably taken the leadership of the Palestinian cause at times where the Arab states are doing incredible cucking. Iran fucking rules, even my sectarian Sunni dad is one Iranian rocket to Tel Aviv from basically becoming a Shia fundamentalist.
Thank you Israel for uniting the Arab World again. Even racist Saudis on Twitter are now realizing that there's literally nothing redeemable about the West anymore. It's really cool how they all realized that our lives aren't valuable to them, they'll freeze our assets like they did with the Russians if we ever piss them off and the average Westerner supports the killing of Arabs without batting an eye. Arabs and Muslims only have the people of the third world on their side, the westerners are useless.
New cuck n chad ranking after this weekend's crazy ass events, Russia vs Ukraine gets one single row as shit's boring now
| Gigachad | Chad | Neutral | Beta (Fe)Male | Virgin Cuck |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lukashenko (Forever chad) | Russian MoD (after a period of Ls, they have proven their worth after recent performance) ⬆️ | Putin (bro rode the wave excellently) | Zelensky (almost feeling bad for him atm, not even the news will care now) | Western backers of Ukraine (congrats, you failed the counter-offensive planning and doomed Ukraine forever now) |
| Hamas paragliders (most based thing I've ever seen in my life) | Hezbollah (just their name makes the zionist shake) | Random South Americans on X (either most deranged zios or pure third world solidarity) | Western "leftists" (a few white ravers getting killed was enough to call for genocide against brown savages) | IDF losers sleeping in barracks (rest in fucking piss colonizer scum) |
| Palestinian Marxist parties (these guys are the bravest, most principled leftists in the world) | Hamas rocket makers (most resourceful chads in the world, rocket goes boom somehow despite being in a prison) | Non-Palestinian Arabs (pure hatred of the zios despite their cuck governments, need another Arab spring tho) | Nikol Pashinyan (Only non-Palestine entry, but signing over your country while cucking for America as usual is a new low) | EU libs (the shift towards clear pro-genocide rhetoric is insane, I fucking hate Europeans so much it's unreal.) |
No cuck n chad ranking this week, maybe next week as well unless something funny and cool happens. I'm travelling to Bashar Al Assad's based Syria this week and staying for a while. I'm changing jobs soon and got a relatively fat paycheck for doing that and also around two months off in between jobs. So I decided to take my wife to Syria and Lebanon, where it's quite cheap, and I live for free there with random family members, and I sort of got addicted to the Middle East when I last visited. In exchange for no rankings, you'll get cool stories and possibly some pics if the internet situation permits and I feel comfortable doing so. If I die in an American or Israeli airstrike on Damascus, tell Bernie Sanders that he's a cuck and bury me next to Prigozhin.
Russian opinions on various leaders of Russia/USSR throughout history:
Interesting notes for people that can't read Cyrillic:
Peter the Great is clear number 1, Catherine the Great is 2nd.
Stalin comes in at 3rd place, with 65% having a positive view and only 20% having a negative view
Brezhnev is in 4th place, and Lenin is sadly in 6th place :(
Dead last is Yeltsin of course, and 2nd last is Gorbachev of course, with nearly 2/3 of the population openly hating them, once again confirming how much of a tragedy the dissolution of the USSR was
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Gotta give myself and @MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net a big pat on the back for correctly dooming from the start, we were the only megaheads that got the Afghanistan-scenario prediction correctly.