You should start your defense saying the same thing.

Then you better never check the lamp too...

If this ends up bankrupting McD I'll be happy

I'm not 100% sure what the last digit of pi is, but I've narrowed it down to 10 numbers.

It's more like people curiously exploring and taking pictures of a receded beach just before the tsunami.

Lol that eBay listing says 'internet famous butthole camera'

Hey, I just moved to a different country and it still wouldn't load. Please.

Oh no. Better keep that Fenty coming, or else other drugs might take its place.

Things are always more dramatized in the media than they actually are.

I don’t remember the name of the novel, so somebody help me with this. The concept is basically that scientists invent time travel, but use it as a teleportation device instead. Set the machine by a few seconds, you teleport the distance covered by the Earth during that time. They even use the technique to plan for an assasination of Kim Jong Un. Loved that one. Some innovative sequences using the ‘time machine’.

Edit: Found it. It's actually two books (original and sequel).

Split Second - https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/26216031-split-second

and

Time Frame - https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/37946554-time-frame

The first book takes its time revealing the 'time travel', but the second book dives head first into using the technology proficiently.

Wow she stood still while someone slashed her throat to drink her blood. That’s commitment.

What I've found is that after a week socializing with twins, it's pretty much impossible to confuse one with the other, especially if they're older. There's always some little quirk that differentiates the two. The parents who raised them would have to be out of the world shitty if they can't tell apart their children.