Stellantis? More like Stale Anus

I use my fingers but have never had any sort of "shred" occur

I hate that fucking song so much.

That was amusingly well timed:

Man pages fucking suck, and I say that having been working with linux full time professionally for 11 years.

The best ones have plenty of examples.

I'm glad this is clearly a satire website, because people have suggested and performed much much much worse in reality. A certain purveyor of corn flakes comes to mind

thoughts and prayers

I will spend ten times as long beating myself up about not doing the thing than it would take to just do the thing, which should make it crystal fucking clear that if I could just do the thing, I would fucking just do the thing.

And then, if I DO do the thing, I will spend twenty times as long as it took to do the thing afterwards replaying in my head exactly how I did the thing and beat myself up over every little imperfection.

Sometimes I have to really hold myself back from editing messages that are perfectly fine because I feel like I'm being too random and thus need to explain myself and add context

And this is while medicated, too.

It bothers me a lot that these shoes bother other people so much. Fuck off dad indeed.

I don't understand why anyone would have this sort of thing delivered.

earth is round

The sugar in the sweet tea is probably far more dangerous than its food-grade packaging