Wait. Is anyone actually surprised? Honestly.

It's too bad that Room 214 had that run of inexplicable bad luck after that. It was probably just the haunting, though.

Because. Y'all greedy AF.

(/s)

That poor bastard has no idea what he's trusting humans for, and he's about to find out what a lifelong addiction to chemically-engineered trash feels like. 🥲😭

We pull this off as a nation? Could be reeeeal nice for the readers among us.

Tanooki suit is the only suit,

Older than my teeth, but younger than my tongue.

For serious. There's rhythm and pressure, people. Duck.

Edit: I'm keeping it.

1. If you "don't equate police not held accountable and terror", you're white AF.

2. Law and law enforcement are two entirely different things.

It's even better once you know that, because sugar gliders are marsupials, they don't have a rodent scent and so very rarely trigger a predation response in cats or dogs. We have one (his bff passed from old age, but this one's tenacious [both rescues; please don't buy them]) who all but rules the entirety of our pet population (dogs & cats, plural). I swear, it's gonna come down to either AI overlords, or this undying Slappy-as-a-glider. 😶

On camera.