Hol' up. Do you not know of the Jolly Rancher?

It just kinda lodges way in the back, ya know? Drops out when you least expect it. Seemed festive to mention it, though. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤪🎃🤮👻

Jobe?

Ohhhh, that's where the Sodomy song went?

It makes a difference?

You're thinking "Meet The Feebles" (y'all get that in your search history for free), by the same Peter Jackson of LotR, but it's my head canon, too. 🤘🏽

L-R: her dad will literally murder you, her dad thinks she's at church, she will call you daddy.

Talk about planted.

Get into practical effects. Be the change you want to see.

Does no one else see the lightsaber? 😶

Wait. Is anyone actually surprised? Honestly.

Uh. So, boomers swinging in the dark to maybe profit from a generation they have no more contact with than their marketing team has with real human beings? What could go wrong?