That's a logical fallacy, friend. A Trump Cost fallacy, even.

Eat your heart out, Chuck Norris.

The closer I get to that "old chef" icon myself, the more I come to realize that the majority of it is projected onto the concept from the surrounding culture... (I blame that very thing for contributing in large part to the robbing us all of Bourdain, in fact. 🙇🏽‍♂️💔)

But... It's about sending a message.

Your argument is inherently flawed and born of confident ignorance. You can do better.

So, there's no such thing as a kinder surprise as it says on the package? 🥹

That's quite the lofty promise...

A kinder surprise gives chocolate, does not take it. 🤪

I completely agree, and was trying to find a way to say "Star Wars Force-centric hero worship" without getting in the weeds. Rogue One was similarly fantastic (though, arguably can't compare to Andor), and The Mandalorian is easily the best western nod to Lone Wolf & Cub there ever was — with core tenets intact and meta for days.

Great. They were perfect for Star Wars. Can't wait.

As a business owner myself, I now know you're even more full of shit than I knew before. Well done.