[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 week ago

Does marriage count?

/s

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 weeks ago

It's true. The Alot does appreciate the benefits of having money, though too much of it is, well, an Alot of a different color entirely.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 3 weeks ago

At press time, Todd Phillips was ushered off stage after breaking down into tears, claiming he was a “nice guy.”

🤣

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 4 weeks ago

When the only wheels available are variations of the same ha-ha-fuck-you, maybe a new wheel is the best option. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 month ago

The shareholders did.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 month ago

1.) Devil's* Advocate

2.) "Equally" is inaccurate at best, and implies that the mentally deficient still fervently rabid for his scatological spew have the capacity for rational thought. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 month ago

That's a very G- rated way of Putin it.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 month ago

Even functional, a boss move. 🤣

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 months ago

Posted this from the bench, no doubt.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 10 months ago

That can't possibly get away from you in the meantime, nope.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 10 months ago

Serenity

😭☠️

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 10 months ago

Wait, is this same logic why my fridge has a "Sabbath" setting? 🤦🏼‍♂️

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