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submitted 4 months ago by piggy@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

Uncommon Sense was a Common Vice

Those with knowledge of the United States Marine Corps will recognize the irony of this title. I wish its words were not true, but as I write this, I believe they are.

Currently, there is an effort to cull a significant number of career Special Agents from the Federal Bureau of Investigation. This is an unthinkable action that will gravely undermine the security of the nation well beyond what many of our citizens are aware. For those seeking to raise their awareness, I offer this vignette, free of political bias or moral judgment. It is not about any one person, but an amalgamation of multiple FBI Special Agents.

I am the coach of your child’s soccer team. I sit next to you on occasion in religious devotion. I am a member of the PTA. With friends, you celebrated my birthday. I collected your mail and took out your trash while you were away from home. I played a round of golf with you. I am a veteran. I am the average neighbor in your community. This is who you see and know. However, there is a part of my life that is a mystery to you, and prompts a natural curiosity about my profession.

This is the quiet side of me that you do not know: I orchestrated a clandestine operation to secure the release of an allied soldier held captive by the Taliban. I prevented an ISIS terrorist from boarding a commercial aircraft. I spent 3 months listening to phone intercepts in real time to gather evidence needed to dismantle a violent drug gang. I recruited a source to provide critical intelligence on Russian military activities in Africa. I rescued a citizen being tortured to near death by members of an Outlaw Motorcycle Gang. I interceded and stopped a juvenile planning to conduct a school shooting. I spent multiple years monitoring the activities of deep cover foreign intelligence officers, leading to their arrest and deportation. I endured extensive hardship to infiltrate a global child trafficking organization. I have been shot in the line of duty.

Something else about me, I was assigned to investigate a potential crime. Like all previous cases I have investigated, this one met every legal standard of predication and procedure. Without bias, I upheld my oath to this country and the Constitution and collected the facts. I collected the facts in a manner to neither prove innocence nor guilt, but to arrive at resolution.

I am now sitting in my home, listening to my children play and laugh in the backyard, oblivious to the prospect that their father may be fired in a few days. Fired for conducting a legally authorized investigation. Fired for doing the job that he was hired to do. I have to wonder, when I am gone, who will do the quiet work that is behind the facade of your average neighbor?

[-] piggy@hexbear.net 69 points 5 months ago

In a decade this will go 1 of two ways, either these people will be hanged upside down in the street, or they'll be defended by Democrats as experienced bureaucrats and experts in the field of government efficiency.

[-] piggy@hexbear.net 70 points 5 months ago

They're not flagging research, they're flagging grant applications they typically don't have bias sections.

[-] piggy@hexbear.net 44 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I've had some experience with the NIH process, and grant writing is actually 100% the same thing as resume padding. You'll have random people on the review boards complain that your grant doesn't touch on their favorite hobby horse.

In the grand scheme of things if this looks like all this is is swapping out terms, it's literally always been this way. It just wasn't made into official documents.

Sure this is idiotic, but this has been going on just unofficially for arbitrary things for years based on independent reviewers.

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Guys the empire is over, we're outsourcing concentration camps and prisons. What's even left of the economy? Is Trump really gonna tell the grandpas of America that they fell out of the guard tower for nothing?

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by piggy@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Yes I am a socialist "comedian".

You know Marx Never Predicted(TM) get this bread and circuses, a concept centuries older than him. He didn't have entire volumes written about how religion was the biggest bread and circus that you couldn't blame people for believing.

https://muse.jhu.edu/pub/255/oa_monograph/chapter/2791913

Treatlerism is not a new concept, it's merely that Matt Christman has explained it to you in brain rot terms so the dumbest comedian could falsely accuse Marx of being stupider than him, while still claiming to be a Marxist.

I'm gonna take a page from the way that the US Forest Service runs it's shitty museums and ask, when have you employed critical thinking and applied abstract concepts to the way you live your life?

[-] piggy@hexbear.net 47 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I mean he's an idiot, but he has a modicum of correctness here vis-a-vis pain because this is JDPON Don content. The core issue of communism is that humans need to understand the fairest way to decide who gets the negative effects of production. America has been offloading those effects on "everyone else", to the point that the system is so hollowed out in America for Americans. In practicality no matter who owns things the people or the bourgeoisie, they are always answering the question of "Who experiences the negative effects of production?". In practice because of how heightened the contradictions in our economy are, there's no practical answer to this regardless of ideology in a way where Americans don't feel pain. This is why Treatlerism is such a powerful ideology.

[-] piggy@hexbear.net 65 points 5 months ago

This is retaliation in every state.

[-] piggy@hexbear.net 53 points 5 months ago

I was reaidng one of those Cool Russia blogs at one point because i was researching something and it was on epidemiology in the USSR. The article was titled something like "The USSR conquered disease, but is that the whole story?". It basically talks about soviet immunization campaigns, and then at the end complains that in the USSR the soda fountains only had 2 glass cups people shared.

[-] piggy@hexbear.net 79 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I usually drive my wife to the train in the mornings. She usually listens to NPR morning edition for quick updates. We bitch about how lib they are in the car.

This morning she woke me up and NPR was already playing, it happens sometimes. I hear about this collision. The first thing in my head and out of my ADHD mouth at 6:40AM was "Shit, Iran finally got SpongeBob".

My wife was a figure skater as a teen and now plays Women's hockey. She's still into figure skating as a sport. In the car she elaborates on how crazy the crash was because it was full of figure skaters and she was just watching figure skating Nationals. She has a ticket to Worlds this year. I felt kinda bad about "SpongeBob" but I still think it was a good bit without any context.

[-] piggy@hexbear.net 44 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I know an artist that got super rich off of NFTs, she didn't own any or had anything to do with the crypto side she just made the "apes" though I think hers were mostly fairies. She's very good at the whole "industrial artist" gig. NFTs honestly seemed like a gold rush for people with the ability to navigate that space. She cleared half a million one year.

[-] piggy@hexbear.net 49 points 5 months ago

"State Beverage" is midcentury marketing brain worms for large agribusinesses. It might be quaint but they sold a shit ton through idiotic reflexive reactionary nationalism.

[-] piggy@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I agree with the majority of your comment.

no one is gonna pay thousands of dollars for a corporate LLM that's only 10% better than the free one.

This is simply not true in how businesses actually work. It certainly limits your customer base organically but there are plenty of businesses who in "tech terms" overpay for things that are even free because of things like liability and corruption. Enterprise sales is completely perverse in its logic and economics. In fact most open source giants (e.g. Redhat) exist because of the fact that corps do in-fact overpay for free things for various reasons.

[-] piggy@hexbear.net 59 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Incredible that the "I promise to stop drinking if you let me manage the military" gamble worked. Sign me up for the Secretary of Defense rehab.

[-] piggy@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

General Strikes are escalated to not planned. That's why the AFL the most idiotic union basically banned escalations into a general strike by requiring striking locals to have national authorization or risk getting kicked out of the union. This was in response to the Seattle General Strike which happened in Feb 1919 and the AFL amended the constition in June 1919. Similary Taft-Hartley which outlaws general strikes in the US was passed in 1947 was a response to the Oakland General Strike of 1946.

Also lol at #3 what is this? 2012?

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