they must be waiting for a birthday or something.

What's happening?

They're already on track to join Hezbollah if my dreams mean anything

i saw two hot air balloons outside of dallas today. there must be a chinese spy base in plano.

Hezbollah is yet to form a Juggalo division, so I will be remaining in the US until further notice.

maybe i should log off for a little bit. the human brain is not meant to immediately know what this is referring to.

yeah, it's a complicated issue when you're implementing mandatory penis inspections. very simple non-issue if you don't do mandatory penis inspections. even more of a non-issue if sports scholarships were completely unnecessary for obtaining an affordable education

I'll have to ask the council of indoor cats.

So sad that they removed that Moscow time clock from the front page. Was so easy to tell when the posting shifts started then.

While we might seem annoying, I don't think a community that consistently uses content warnings for text posts is the right place to look if you're trying to find the kinds of people who would post that kind of imagery en masse.

I feel like this argument has been going on for the past 5 years with absolutely no fruit.

What are the chances Prighozin's plane crashed because he had too many wigs on board?