Women are the foundation of the Berlin wall

No but you see, telling the truth is leftist.

• ...to commit war crimes in Bosnia.

A google Pixel phone works well for a webcam, in case someone comes across this post and has one.

Sicily gives you derelict houses

This is such a hard part of learning Linux. "Just look at the logs" Which logs? Where? How?

the genocide of the Armenians is not taught about in German schools because it regularly resulted in attacks on teachers from turkish parents if teachers so much as spoke about it to their students.

9/11 2.0 is just one drunken driving incident away

In fairness, when is the last time youve taken a shit in a post apocalyptic videogame? Although I still think its cool if things like this are considered.

Apple is not considerably better for privacy either by rhe way. They just pay more for marketing that says they're more private than the rest of big tech.

Then go and use any of the things you are using without linux.

Lemmy? Hosted on a Linux server

Almost any major website? Linux server

Any other web service? Linux Server

The Server infrastructure that surrounds your favourite Operating System? Guess what, Linux server

At least in Germany "tolino" might be worth a look. I don't know how far they have expanded out of Germany, though.