Who needs articles when you have the 2004 blockbuster film The Day After Tomorrow with Jake Gyllenhaal

No, you have to compromise. We demand you launch airstrikes only between 10am - 6pm in areas at least 100m from designated school zones, launched by pilots who have at least 6 hours of training in identifying targets and minimizing civilian casualties. Then it's not a war crime, it's just sparkling neoimperialism

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A very serious fox

Why would Putin do this?

They shouldn't leave trash on the Somali coast

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Rabid dogs deserve better

Electoralism brings out the worst in people

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We don't want a spry 80 year old oh my god what is wrong with them

Edit: okay there's one spry 80 year old we want

I make a mean casserole