Is this a first in history: a true Onion article that could be posted in !nottheonion? 🤣 😭
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This just in -- The Detroit News: "Pro-Trump lawyer's Michigan trial planned ahead of November election"
The Michigan criminal trial of Stefanie Lambert, a lawyer who's advanced dubious claims of voter fraud across an array of battleground states, will take place in the months ahead of the Nov. 5 presidential election, a judge indicated Thursday.
Oakland County Circuit Court Judge Jeffery Matis said he's planning for Lambert's trial to begin at 8:30 a.m. July 15. She's facing four felony charges over allegations that she conspired to improperly access tabulators that were used in Michigan's 2020 election.
Lambert's upcoming trial, which could feature a handful of prominent witnesses, could shine new light on the efforts of Trump supporters to challenge his loss in the 2020 election as Trump seeks another term in the White House.
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Screw, tin man.
No snark here—strangely enough—but can any of the informed infidels here point me to exactly where The Bible says that? ~~I know that in the Jewish faith, you will not be buried in a Jewish cemetery if you have a tattoo.~~ Especially THAT tattoo! 🤣
In any case, say what you will, that's a nice tat.
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EDIT: never mind, heathens 🤣 I answered my own question…
From reformjudaism.org : Is it true that you cannot be buried in a Jewish cemetery if you have a tattoo?
In the Bible, we find that respect for the body translates to keeping it free from unnecessary permanent markings: "You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, or incise any marks on yourselves. I am the Eternal" (Leviticus 19:28). This aversion to tattoos was likely a response to customs of the Israelites' pagan neighbors. After the Holocaust, many in the Jewish community became even more opposed to tattoos, since many Jews had been forcibly tattooed while imprisoned in concentration camps.
While the Jewish community might still be divided over tattoos, the prohibition against burying a tattooed person in a Jewish cemetery is a myth. Caring for the body after death is also a mitzvah, and we don't exclude people in our communities from that care simply because of markings on the skin.
I don't see anywhere in the sidebar about either no photoshopped items nor identifying photoshopped items (isn't it obvious anyway). Look at the community avatar. Is that a real product? Does that offend you? It doesn't offend me.
Personally, real or photoshop, it's all a laugh. Ultimately, it's @ItzzMe's call being the mod here.
You're wrong. 110% wrong.
The best pizza topping that everyone disses is fentanyl.
That's actually nothing. If you were on Reddit, you'd have seen 37 posts per hour [^1].
And, thank you very much, what about the non-Onion part? Feeling a little unappreciated here. 😥
[^1]: I pulled that number out of my ass.
I think you spelled "Trump" wrong. That's OK, I understand. Both have five letters.
On second look, you also spelled "tyranny" wrong.
Not The Onion.
It's actually from thehardtimes.net. Credit where credit's due and all that.
First off, thank you for confirming. Secondly, thank you so much for offering to file the bug report, if you think it's necessary. I still don't have a GitHub acct! 🤷♂️