π = 5 if you round to the nearest 5

50% of the time it works every time

Having productive workers isn't a right. If your company needs productive workers to remain profitable, then pay your employees more so they'll be motivated to work harder. Simple. Don't expect workers to lower their standard of living just for your benefit. That is entitlement of the worst kind.

You're right. How can we claim to live in a free society if our children don't even have the right to be exploited?

Ernest Vincent Wright: "Hold my beer"

I'm not too worried about what my cells are doing, as long as they remember to kill themselves when they're done

Cucumber is a fruit though

I'd be very surprised if you were actually costing them any money. The value of your points is almost certainly less than the merchant fees they're collecting from your payees.

Back when I was a student, the auto-flush sensors on the toilets at my university were so sensitive that I could trigger an accidental flush just by leaning forward about 10°. Just the subtle variations in my normal sitting posture could sometimes trigger as many as five flushes before I even started wiping. It was so bad I started carrying a pad of post-it notes in my pocket so I could cover the sensor before sitting down.

Just until you get to ~~Lake~~ Sea of the Woods

I prefer Lister's method

As I understand it, vlemmy's policy is to federate with everyone. I'm guessing they would probably be the last Lemmy instance to defederate from Threads.