You don't have to. Turns out, when you give women the option to not shove a watermelon-sized object through their hoohaws at an age when they're not ready for it, many of them opt not to!

You're thinking acetaminophen

Bingo: "I'm stuck in the raaailing!"

They said no IT.

"Human scale". Snort. What bollocks.

Clever! An actual legit medical use for essential oils!

Colourful metaphor but accurate. Try to do things The Debian Way first and you'll rarely get into trouble. Start screwing with existing packages and you break assumptions fast.

It's so easy to run your own DNS servers, I don't expect that it'll be offline long, unless it's the registrar.

One thing Debian introduced recently: apt upgrade --without-new-pkgs and they recommend that before a full dist-upgrade. I think it's made a pretty big difference in the upgrade smoothness, eliminating some possibly-breaking package upgrades.

edit: I say recently but I mean new-to-me

"fair and reasonable terms", yes, FART is the way to go.

I feel like that's a decision for the Ukrainian people. Our wants don't enter into it.

The April fools jokes are gonna be fire next year