[-] rosco385@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Banh Mi (with crispy pork, and lots of chilli and pate).

[-] rosco385@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

Misattribution killed Limewire. Downloading a song that turned out to be something different was annoying, but downloaded porn sometimes turned out to be actual CP.

[-] rosco385@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

I've been using KeePassDX for years.

[-] rosco385@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

What part of the multiverse are you from, friend? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Koch

[-] rosco385@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

A Harley Davidson dealership?

[-] rosco385@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

My crosswalk disguise is viable, it's just a question of time at the tattooists...

[-] rosco385@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The "international rules-based order no longer exists (maybe it never really existed on the first place). International law isn't murky here, it's crystal clear: Israel is committing (yet another) war crime, they're not even trying to hide it, and the US, the UK, Australia, and a number of other "western democracies" are just looking the other way.

[-] rosco385@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

I have a friend who works as a civilian in Defense. Everyone has to acquire and maintain the highest level of security clearance to keep their jobs, and travel to certain overseas countries is verboten because of the risk of foreign intelligence "honeypots".

Apparently, a senior engineer took a holiday to China 3 months before retirement and didn't even take the most basic precautions such as keeping quiet about his job and security clearance, so of course he got honey-potted.

He reported it when he got home and his security clearance was pulled, "No big deal, I'm retiring".

The Chinese said they'd tell his employer what happened, "Go ahead, I already did", and his wife, "I'm not married". 😂

[-] rosco385@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

Pretty soon Trump will start denying he ever wanted to annex Canada.

[-] rosco385@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

My only memory of Humpybong kindergarten is there was a girl who'd let me look at her bits under the table, as long as I let her look at mine. So, yeah, pretty humpy...

[-] rosco385@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago

This is almost as bad as the old 4chan jollyrancher story.

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