Slartibartfast. Slart or Slarty for short

Funny you say that because Caitlyn Jenner is allegedly stuck in a bunker in Tel Aviv right now because she went to Israel for Pride

God forbid a white boy catch a vibe

I've only had time to watch the first couple episodes of the new season and my god. What a drop off. I sat through a literal Red Hot Chili Peppers music video for like 5 minutes, the whole time going "Okay surely this isn't just going to be a shitty fucking music video for an overplayed boring RHCP song, something is going to happen" and nothing did and I just. Why. Does Anthony Kiedis have dirt on someone? How was this allowed to happen. I've loved sci fi anthology type stuff since I first read Ray Bradburys "The Illustrated Man" back in the day so Love Death and Robots has always been fun for me even when not every episode is exactly gold. This was my first time thinking wow, they didn't even try. Low key very disappointed

I have been to a drive through dispensary before it was pretty fuckin sick 😫

Might have just been written on a different bullet he didn't fire or they didn't find. Hard to say.

If Trump makes your top 5 and the Bushes don't, you're a lib

It's been over a decade since I last talked to any of the friends I had in my teens. I wish things hadn't ended the way they did. Don't worry too much about it

Allah, Syria, Bashar!

Austria delenda est

My man looks like a bad guy in a John Wick movie

That rag literally counts Nazis and Nazi collaborators as "victims of communism" because they were killed by the Red Army. It's laughable