Ya, I'm sure both of these are at least decades old.

Check out OP's post history and you'll understand why.

Good ol' Nuremberg defence.

For what it's worth, at least the producer owned up to it and didn't try to pass the buck, even though she probably should have.

You're just upset that you lost.

You ain't been high enough.

In Canada we call them Texas gates.

I hope this memer is not a programmer or logician, but ideally neither.

Oops, replied to wrong comment! I was talking about NTFS.

Load of the Rings?

Hopefully not as bad as election night.

And who wants to memorize more than eight or nine planets.