Would that be the antiquated new digital system to stop trains? Or the antiquated leaves on the line? Or the antiquated steep incline at the location of the crash? Maybe we'll wait for the RAIB investigation report rather than your wild guess.

A dinner service comprises plates, dishes, etc. What do you imagine that crockery is made from? 🙂

This has to be a wind-up? #sorrynotsorry

It was the label on the underside which read “MFI” that first aroused their suspicions 🙂

Christ on a bike! Pass the mind-bleach! 😱😂

We could give them duvet jackets. A look down any local high street suggests suitable sizes are already available 🙂

Did yer granny teach you that?

I'm sure it will be lovely. Am I going to pay Disney to watch it? Am I fuck.

Fnarr, fnarr

The marmite peanut butter sounds like it should be awful but actually isn’t. It’s also good for those moments of indecision when you just can’t decide which to have on your toast.

😀

s/UK streets/Tory front bench