[-] ssjmarx@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

teens in general get some harassment too

I remember when I was a teen a news story about malls playing a high pitched sound that old people couldn't hear in order to annoy teens into leaving was going around. Never encountered it myself though.

[-] ssjmarx@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Released on Wednesday, and based on the existing open-source Linux operating system, China's version was built by a community of about 4,000 developers

"A bunch of Chinese people made a Linux distro"

"CHINA MADE A LINUX DISTRO!"

big difference

[-] ssjmarx@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

don't go in a space shuttle

As awesome as it was in concept, that thing was a safety nightmare from the very beginning. With every other manned spacecraft if something goes wrong during launch you can blast off and land the capsule safely in the ocean, but with the shuttle there were large portions of the ascent and descent profiles where, if something went wrong, you were going too fast to turn around but too slow to make it to space so you were just hosed.

[-] ssjmarx@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

You know, even when I was a kid I thought Magneto's plan in the first X-Men movie to turn everyone into mutants was fucking baller and they should have let him do it. Just 'cause that one guy turned into a water monster doesn't mean that would be the default - the X gene expresses way differently in everyone who has it.

An no, I don't think giving every human the X gene constitutes genocide, that's fucking stupid.

[-] ssjmarx@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Shot by a rental cop in a fucking Walgreens. You could burn every Walgreens in this country to the fucking ground and it would still be less of a loss than a single person's life.

[-] ssjmarx@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

:flag-trans-pride: :uncle-ho-2:

[-] ssjmarx@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

I've had this idea for ages about someone who goes back to like 1000 AD and tries to introduce germ theory, disinfecting surfaces and medical devices with alcohol, etc. The conflict comes from them having to overcome medieval institutions being resistant to change, starting with them naively writing a treatise on what is currently considered medical common sense but getting rebuked for apparently not knowing what they're talking about.

Naturally, the main character wears a cute version of a plague doctor outfit.

[-] ssjmarx@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

"ti" in Japanese is always pronounced "Tee", if they intended it to be pronounced like the word "tide" it would have been spelled "Taidus".

What's really gonna blow your brain is realizing that nobody in either game ever says his name, which implies that Yuna fell in love with a man whose name she didn't know :thinking-about-it:

[-] ssjmarx@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

The original X-Men trilogy was pretty good slop. It was before all of the personality had been sandblasted off of superhero films and you could cold open with a scene at a Nazi concentration camp.

[-] ssjmarx@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

The first X-Men movie literally starts with a scene of Magneto being separated from his parents at Dachau, which in hindsight makes his willingness to violently resist the fascist rumblings of the US government in that film completely justified and turns the X-men into the fucking Freikorps.

Professor X killed Rosa.

[-] ssjmarx@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Critical support for people taking as much money as they can from the US Government.

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jfc this is the most boring fucking game I've ever played in my life. It's not fun getting one-shotted by something that you don't know about until after its killed you at least once. There's nothing interesting about worldbuilding that's all made up of intentionally vague YoU hAvE tO fIlL iN tHe BlAnKs YoUrSeLf nonsense. There's nothing noteworthy about weapon upgrades that require you to look up a guide to see what's worth investing materials in and what's not.

And already some of you have doubtlessly gone down to comment "lmao git gud". Motherfucker it's not about difficulty. You know what was a difficult fucking game? Sekiro. That game is hard as balls and I absolutely love it, precisely because its designed in a such a way that it fixes everything about Dark Souls that sucks.

In Dark Souls, every single time you rock up to an enemy, you know exactly how you're going to defeat it. You're going to learn the patterns of its attacks, dodge at the appropriate time, and hit it in the intervals between. This is interesting once, but doing it over and over again for fifteen bosses is boring, repetitive bullshit.

In Sekiro they fixed this. Instead of literally just dodging every single attack, you have a dozen different defensive options that you have to learn and apply to different attacks. Instead of knowing how every single enemy encounter is going to go down, you have a bunch of different ninja tools that have different effects that you can experiment with.

And yet the geniuses of the gaming sphere all bashed their head cavities together and decided that SEKIRO was the bad one. The best game in the whole fucking genre, now sidelined because these morons confused a repetitive grind for difficulty. And as a result Elden Ring, which was supposed to be the masterpiece of the whole thing, is just another bland endurance test.

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submitted 2 years ago by ssjmarx@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Watched the Starfield gameplay, when Todd Howard pulled out his space laser to mine iron ore it was like my soul left my body and i watched the rest of the trailer in a dissociative state.

I like Minecraft. It's a good time. I also really like Satisfactory. But every single other game that has resource mining would be better off without it. It's like hacking and lockpicking minigames, the only thing it can possibly offer to the player is a minute of annoyance - but with mining it's often hours of annoyance.

[-] ssjmarx@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

They're in the gameplay trailer. The design is the same.

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