No I prefer to fall asleep mid morning when I'm awake and alert after two coffees

Israel-Hospital War

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The text is just completely incorrect in this case. "Hold your finger" doesn't in any way instruct the user to use the fingerprint scanner so the developer shouldn't be surprised that its not understood.

It sits right where you need it, between your rotary dial telephone and your filing trays 👌

I love the George Michael "I'm Mister Manager" vibes of the username 😁

Again?! Is there some kind of reverse Darwin award for doing the most stupid shit and somehow not dying?

Only if it's specified and documented as part of a contract with the user. If they're relying on internal implementation details, well that's a good lesson for them not too do that.

There are 2 hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-1 errors.

No, you missed the homeless encampments, forest fires and car centric cities.

There's no apt install utopia.

IMO it's good to have a "shadow backlog" for stuff like this. Keep the actual backlog for prioritised product work, "ideas" and tech debt can be kept in GitHub Issues or even just a wiki page somewhere.

Nice summary, I'll link confused normie friends to it.

BTW, the header on your site is very large on Firefox mobile