well, if whatever code automatically turns plaintext links into hyperlinks isn't Markdown related, then it's still the instance or client you're using that has the problem. before they edited the trailing space in, it was working correctly on my end. You should consider looking into it and filing a bug.

"Expedite" as in "oh shit oh god oh fuck we assigned that to Steve in accounting and then laid him off and forgot about it"

Dang that's a shame. Grocery stores around here sell them by the pound next to the dry beans.

even dried?

In the field of psychology, cognitive dissonance is described as the mental disturbance people feel when they realize their cognitions and actions are inconsistent or contradictory. This may ultimately result in some change in their cognitions or actions to cause greater alignment between them so as to reduce this dissonance.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance

I dunno, this might actually activate a brain cell or three in the government. I'm not holding my breath, but...

That would seem to be a failure of your client's or instance's Markdown parsing. The link works correctly from Mbin.

You can't enjoy anything but accumulating more money by the time you get to that point I think

I realize this is a meme sub, but for anyone who needs to hear this:

If you have a modern dishwasher, you probably don't need to do any washing yourself aside from scraping leftover food into your trash can or garbage disposal (where appropriate). Technology Connections has an excellent video going into detail. In short, make sure the water is hot just before starting the cycle, and don't neglect pre-wash detergent.

The dating pool is functionally infinite, giving up is like the one possible mistake.

Apparently they are arachnids.

A quick search also seems to indicate that they fall under the umbrella of pest control, and the article suggests "they were on notice that there were prior issues of scorpions at the subject property", so it seems like the hotel was reasonably expected to provide scorpion-free accommodations, lol

Hope that artist sues.