ignoring the ceasefire in lebanon though, that's not dishonorable, that's just thursday

Cuba: I consent!
Russia: I consent!
America: Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

crackers really thought Iran's strategic patience was weakness, not restraint

Getting blown the fuck up is technically a medical episode

now that's some old timey racism

By dollar value those three countries are about equal for imports to the US

So the practical result of this scheme will just be to move even more production to China

Remember when "if the president does it, it's not illegal" was shocking?

how many times do you have to bomb a refugee camp before the Biden administration thinks you're doing it on purpose?

at least one more

the government should start wholeheartedly recommending unhealthy things so that child-brained Americans do the opposite

we never did what we were claiming to do with your data but this time we'll really delete it if you pay us, promise

sounds like the kind of plague a deity might send when they're displeased with your performance

take a hint genociders

Hamas agents escaping the strip and carefully making their way across the world to attack San Diego

you'd have to respect the hustle