[-] tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago

Give 'em hell, boys.

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[-] tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

I finally found a job that doesn't make me completely miserable and pays fairly well, and it only took me until I was 34.

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[-] tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works 146 points 3 months ago

Give me like 30 solid years to practice and I'm confident that I could narrowly snatch one point away from an elderly Serena Williams.

[-] tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

I'm not capable of providing value to anyone. Not my kids, not my soon-to-be ex wife, not my employer. I'm nothing but a drain on everyone in my life and when I die, I will do it penniless and alone.

[-] tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 months ago

Oh, go lick a boot, dweeb.

[-] tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works 49 points 4 months ago

I never touch the stuff.

[-] tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago

None of my squares have ever been that full.

[-] tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago

NO LECT ELON

[-] tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 months ago

Obligatory HAIL SATAN

[-] tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

That'll never work. You gotta say it in elvish.

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