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[-] Fermion@feddit.nl 86 points 3 months ago

The crack in the drawer front is really the icing on the cake here.

[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 112 points 3 months ago

That's not icing, that's paint. And it's not a cake it's a drawer. Jesus some people on the internet are so dumb smdh

[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 59 points 3 months ago

I don't know. I've been fooled before... this whole thing could be a cake.

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 months ago

I see you've played draw-ee cakey before.

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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

So I threw it on the GROUND!

[-] Lag@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

That's where they cut the whole cabinet to shrink it. You can see the cut line on the frame of the cabinet and the drawer too.

[-] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago

Yup. Completely the wrong approach, too.

They would have been better off making it open shelves, as it looks like it's near a doorway or passthrough, making it open on that side rather than the side the drawer face is currently on.

Then put a slim door panel or an applique on the cabinet front side to make it look clean.

I'm sure they had a "very good reason" though.

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[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 73 points 3 months ago

This is the malicious compliance drawer. "sure, we'll put a drawer there you stupid fuck, no problem"

[-] tektite@slrpnk.net 55 points 3 months ago
[-] exanime@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Lol, thank you for this

[-] Nomad@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

That was a wild ride.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 49 points 3 months ago

You don't have a spaghetti drawer?

[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago
[-] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Don't you just hang yours by your toilet?

[-] amenji@programming.dev 34 points 3 months ago

Maybe that isn't a problem

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[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago

Snake Prison solitary confinement (banned by Geneva Convention.)

[-] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 34 points 3 months ago

I'd use it for pez

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

That's your machete drawer

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

You guys don't a have a ruler drawer in your kitchen?

[-] HamsterRage@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 months ago

Often things like this are intended to be support for something else. Maybe there's something nearby that's hinged and can fold down on to it?

[-] legion02@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

You wouldn't bother with making it a drawer box in that case.

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[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

I want to see in the little cupboard underneath it.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

Probably great for one chopping board?

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Or cookie sheets, the cupboard seems tall enough for that. The drawer is just..I'm thinking maybe a bunch of skewers. That's it.

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[-] bstix@feddit.dk 22 points 3 months ago

you put weed in there, close it and open it again.

[-] pirat@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Something like this, but for weed?

1000005993

[-] MrSoup@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 months ago
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[-] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 months ago

That's clearly the chopstick drawer

[-] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 months ago

That was my first thought!

My second was, "How do you get them out?"

[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago
[-] Umthisguy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

But how do you get that chopstick out?? There's no beginning, it's chopsticks all the way down!

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[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

One drawer full of spaghetti.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago

Knife drawer, for someone who doesn't own many knives

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 21 points 3 months ago

...and wants to make getting them out dangerous.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 months ago

...and wants to make getting them out ~~dangerous~~ exciting.

FTFY

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Or for someone who uses a fucking katana as a kitchen knife.

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[-] Windex007@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago
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[-] MySkinIsFallingOff@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

🎶STARE INTO THE MAGGOT DRAWER 🎸🤟😤

[-] Poots@mander.xyz 13 points 3 months ago

Hear me out: toothpick drawer.

Eat some corn on the cob? Open up the toothpick drawer and get those cracks clean!

Need to test the cake is done? Open up the toothpick drawer and stab away!

Toothpick drawer™️

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago

Dang, I wish I had a taco drawer.

[-] sramder@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

More of a taco slot really…

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Don't let JD Vance near that drawer

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[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

You don't have a sword drawer?

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

JD Vance knows what to do with this.

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[-] FarFarAway@startrek.website 8 points 3 months ago
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[-] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago

If you dropped something in there, getting it back out again would be an adventure.

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[-] scrion@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Pull, rail gigantic line, close with your butt, done.

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