Hey USians! If you ever wondered why some people were positively giddy about sending millions to the gas chambers, here’s your living example. Some people just love to be cruel assholes. And they’re among you

Oh my isn’t that, dare I say, SOCIALISM!?

Wait, free government handouts? Well that sounds like socialism to me! Thank you Chairman Trump!

And nothing of value was lost

Is that you, Diogenes?

TIL kids are captchas

Great. First, let’s boycott all the oligarchs: Tesla, Meta, Google and Amazon. Avoid them like the plague, use (preferably Canadian, European or South American) alternatives. Tell your friends and family, point them to alternatives.

Second, let’s hit the rest of the US economy. We don’t need McDonald’s, Burger King, KFC, bourbon and sub par crap like that. Cancel your Netflix, Disney+, AppleTv or other superficial propaganda tool subscription. Better for your wallet and your health, and it doesn’t sponsor complicit Republicans.

Don’t travel to the US, it’s an overrated, third world country failed upwards anyway.

Can’t you see how shareholders are suffering here? Have a heart!

Ah yes, typical move for “the only democracy in the Middle East”

Ah yes, that beacon of democracy

Since it’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven, relieving said rich man of their excess wealth is actually a kindness. Therefore this is an ethical life pro tip.

Given the amount of alcohol involved in these christmas markets, it really is a good thing that there’s not much parking space.