And no hero ever wears Meta smart glasses

So you mean you got played? Yes, yes you did. Still, y’all voted for this.

Not fuck life. Fuck your boss

Thanks for cutting out Hungary. Forgot about Slovakia tho.

Hey Brian Sullivan, you might wanna read some books by Hannah Arendt. You know, ‘banality of evil’ and all that. It’s about you.

Here’s your daily reminder that this kind of weather, especially the incoming polar vortex, is a consequence of climate change. Even if the AP seemingly doesn’t dare to use that term anymore.

How bout you democrats and every other remaining person of good will become 2nd amendment enthusiasts? Instead of this feckless bs?

Do appreciate the acronym though

American ‘solutions’ for American problems

PhD and yet still a bachelor

Call it what it actually is: fascism.

Brilliant song indeed, but where’s the praise for Michel Gondry’s iconic videoclip?

That problem is easily solved. Don’t eat polar bear