[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 40 points 1 month ago

make sure to remind him that Republican leadership has done nothing to stop him, and has facilitated his shitty policy changes every step of the way. just in case he thinks Trump is the only problem and plans on going back once he's gone

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 48 points 2 months ago

the onboard AI is a little stupid, but it fertilizes the lawn as it cuts.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 39 points 2 months ago

shut up, Brian

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 34 points 2 months ago

somebody else's kidney

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 50 points 2 months ago

beavers and capybara are classified fish by the Catholic Church

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 40 points 2 months ago

"this retreat is mandatory. it helps build trust"

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 50 points 2 months ago

what does this have to do with being anti-genocide?

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when I tap on a notification for a mention, it's no longer highlighted, so it's showing it as being read, but the little number up at the top doesn't go away unless I hit the "mark all read" button.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 33 points 3 months ago

$1,300 on an OLED television. literally everything on earth just looks better

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[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 41 points 3 months ago

MythBusters tried it with syrup

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the term "cake day" just makes me think of r*ddit. I've seen Lemon Day going around, but we probably want to avoid affiliation with lemon party.

not that we can tell anybody what to do anyway, and each instance could even have its own. anyway, it needs to be something that obviously means "anniversary" and doesn't require explanation otherwise it'll just be annoying

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 38 points 3 months ago

it's time for judges to get a fucking wakeup call. the amount of authority they have in a courtroom feels like the leftover vestiges of the English monarchy that are supposed to technically exist but not actually be exercised

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 47 points 3 months ago

the Ring app (I think) forced me to change my Wi-Fi password because I wasn't allowed to use ampersands. according to support it's because they "use ampersands in the code"

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I occasionally see news stories of a robbery or burglary where the perpetrator cops some scratch tickets along with the other stuff.

with the lottery folks simply be able to void that batch of tickets? or, even more, use those tickets to catch him if he tries to cash in?

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I don't know why this never occurred to me before. so quarterbacks have headsets in their helmets so they can communicate with the coaching staff. I was always under the impression that they only used it before the play, just to prevent using a runner, but is the coach ever on the microphone during the play? maybe telling the quarterback where somebody is open if he can't see it

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 34 points 3 months ago
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on most sausages, I'm putting dijon mustard, but it just doesn't hit right on these Portuguese ones. i like to eat it cold, on a baguette, or a really good sausage roll (not the UK meaning, just like a hot dog bun but for sausages)

there must be some way to add a little kick. what do you put on yours?

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with all of the cameras going out at once, I assume this is probably just a loose cable? if they require replacement, buying a refurbished phone is probably going to be cheaper

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do they have like a Discord server, or a subreddit, or any presence on the fediverse?

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