no, surprisingly, Fleshlight has actually figured out how to make an on/off button.

see, one of mine is supposed to be almost that easy. you press the button normally to turn the light on and off, and it always remembers the last setting. then, you lightly press the power button to cycle through modes. the problem is, there's no way to press the button hard without also pressing it soft first, so most of the time you're cycling at the same time that you're powering.

I fucking love watching Sopranos with other people

it definitely looks better than that Zachary Quinto circle jerk medical drama.

because few people in this society spend money on something that makes other people's lives easier.

yep. I used to work on a paving crew, you have to wear long pants & sleeves no matter how hot the weather because the mix is coming out of the truck at 300°F and you don't want any molten flecks getting on your skin. 75% of the crew has partially melted boot soles, but one of their wives just showed up with a box of joe in an insulated hot bag

I had a teacher who drank so much Coca-Cola and strong tea that his dentist used his mouth in a medical journal

cigarettes was harder.

I was traveling and the laws at my destination had changed since I'd last been there.

I took an involuntary tolerance break from cannabis for 4 days, and it reduced my daily intake by 90%

I approached a woman in a bar once back around 2009. after that it was nothing but tinder, I've got no clue how to figure out if a woman is interested in person.

Tabasco makes really good stuff. as a kid I always felt like the standard Tabasco had too much of a vinegar:heat ratio then I discovered their habanero sauce. it's the perfect thing for just increasing heat without adding flavors apart from peppers