"These leopards won't eat my face"

Much like a rat king this should be known as a lemon king

There is an idea or saying that elephants never forget or that they have very good memories First article in google about this.

So to say you have a memory of an elephant could mean your memory is very good.

The twist is that this can also mean you remember seeing an elephant, which is what the second line implies.

This really is the computer virus equivalent of those scammer calls where the only way for someone to avoid jail time, or something else bad, is for you to go and buy hundreds of dollars worth of gift cards and send the codes.

Why are people like this?

Seconded, and 100% agree. Same thing with previous marriages. This alone shouldn't be a show stopper.

This will be Trump's latest float in the I got cheated pity parade he is always throwing.

Perhaps, it's purpose is to help make old cold posts warmer by bringing them to the top.

That'll be $82,000 to the federation.

/s

Whenever I come back across these shorts from Flying Circus it always makes me so happy. Thank you for this.

Honestly the organic fad memes just make it feel like home.

Honestly the organic fad memes just make it feel like home.