To whom it may concern,

MURDER! MURDER! MURDER!

Yours truly, Maurice Moss

what a world we live in!

no, it wouldn't. Because the car is not filled with aerosolized explodey-gas, but just flammable liquid contained in a robust tank. it is not explosive. It can catch fire, but not simply from impact. You'd need a hole in the tank lower than the current fuel level and an external ignition source. Even if you shoot the gas tank directly, it will not explode. It is physically impossible for it to explode.

Puncture one of an electric car's cells, and it sets off a chain reaction. The whole car very quickly goes up in flames.

is this satirizing some other recently introduced subscription of Mazda's?

extensions are not supported in gnome. gnome devs do not care in the slightest if they break them whenever.

they aren't. The only difference is that the state transition table is so unimaginably gargantuan thit we can only generate an approximation of a tiny slice of it, instead of it being literally a table

a > 30000 vehicle that won't be available for a decade

academy award nominee "Margot Robbie" of course!

I will, in turn, be very thoutful about buying any of your games.

Maurice Moss almost managed it, but unfortunately he had an overheating problem

it's involved in crypto. That's a permanent red flag for me.

each new phone is more expensive, with less functionality.

hover on the touch screen? gone

iris scanner, gone

headphone jack? gone

air pressure sensor? gone

humidity sensor? gone

ir blaster, gone

meanwhile I get charged out the ass for storage space.

Why the fuck would I want a newer phone?