I’m happier every single day I’m not American.

Seriously? Even the penguins are getting a tariff pause? Lazy do nothing no good penguins living off of the American ~~debt~~ dream. Shame.

This is the dumbest timeline, so far.

Trump: Meta will invest $500 billion.

Truth: Meta will invest around $60 billion.

Thats a gross mis representation of what’s factually correct in monetary terms.

This fucking asshat is going to sink the American economy. No major company is going to do this. Why would TSMC spend “$500 billion” to build a factory?

Them just paying the tariff would be less than building a new factory. They just need to survive trumps term and frankly, when the U.S. can’t get chips at an affordable price from Taiwan, those tariffs will fall away like a pillar f sand during high tide.

Absolutely dumbest fucking turd on the planet.

I have 2 words for the rapist president Nazi.

They are the words: Fuck you.

You can’t threaten countries after you openly threaten our economies and sovereignty. Get fucked and die orange swine.

If the cons win, Canada will be totally and completely sold out to the U.S. PP is a worthless leader just look at his track record.

I dunno. He was getting a really bad, very bad deal on egg prices from Canada. Those greedy people are very nasty. Not nice at all. All this land, lots of eggs. Wont share. I don’t know why governor Trudeau drinks milkshakes, made with non USDA milk while my fellow Americans suffer from an eggidemic.

Not right. Something bigly must be done. I think maybe tariff the land crabs next.

I find it so odd the U.S. thought the nicest people on the planet were simply going to lie down and get steamrolled by a snake oil rapist felon into submission.

As a Canadian, I’m now running low on sorries, and that’s scary.

I will happily watch Trumps funeral on TV when it happens, hopefully Friday.

Insert Buzz Lightyear with Woody image screenshot with the caption:

“Fascism. Fascism everywhere”

This is fantastic to see.

Great! Leave the US and come prosper in Canada.