Almond milk is a waste of water and is priced out of poor families ability to buy them :(
It's really not, everyone is just really strong. It's like Paladins where everyone is a monster if you learn to play them.
Some characters are weaker and others require more effort, but every character has a counter pick that wrecks them, so team comp is important for different roles at different times. Sometimes you need a backline assassin, sometimes it needs to be a dive character. I really like it since it forces less onetrick play and actual team coordination.
The cards were unique, but not at all what I wanted. Rivals abilities are what I was looking for in that game, but I know it's just a different genre.
The tear is the fabric of reality, not the beer bottle. You remove the bottle, the tear is still there.
Gameplay wise it's very similar, and it's not like adding fake "players" is unheard of in games, like .//Hack or Goat Simulator.
You don't need to act like it's leaps and bounds away
That just depends on where you are. It is as prevalent in major cities in my state as oat, soy, and alternatives.