[-] xkbx@startrek.website 42 points 1 week ago

I want that guitar pedal

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 39 points 1 week ago

This comic has lived rent free in my head for years

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 41 points 1 month ago

Screenshot meme and send it

It degrades the quality which thus adds psychological incentive

Source: am shitposting ho

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 48 points 1 month ago

Oh god could you imagine how horrible it would be if a transwoman broke into your house

They’d just eat all my snacks and download F:NV

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 44 points 1 month ago

I exclusively drink bull milk

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 47 points 1 month ago

He suffers from Kamala derangement syndrome

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 54 points 2 months ago

Fred Durst, of the famed Limp Bizkit band, is a speech therapist. You can see him wearing his signature red hat.

Fred Durst is reciting the lyrics to the Limp Bizkit song, “My Generation,” to which the lyrics during the pre-chorus are:

So go ahead and talk shit, talk shit about me Go ahead and talk shit about my g-g-generation

The last word, “generation,” repeats the first letter twice before saying the word fully, for musical effect in the song. However, since in this comic, Fred Durst is a speech therapist, he is saddened to hear his patient repeat the first letter, as the effect resembles a stutter, which would signify a failure on Fred’s goal as a speech therapist.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 43 points 2 months ago

There was a lot of talk about how it looks like Donald Trump wears adult diapers, due to some “strange bulging” in pants. It was repudiated that some of his entourage (both as a reality TV star and as a president in the white house) also said that he smelled terrible.

All hearsay and conjecture. But also I personally don’t care enough for a full gas chromatographic analysis of his stink lines for confirmation.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 48 points 4 months ago

So you’re saying if I fuck the same way Fremen walk the desert, they can’t track my car sex…

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 40 points 5 months ago

Please make it mammary related

Asking for a friend

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 54 points 5 months ago

Why not just fix it with a round freezer

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 49 points 6 months ago

If the ads survive the apocalypse, please nuke again

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