OK fair haha

I feel as if I am the only one in my city with a horn, it's ridiculous.

There is a light where you are not allowed to turn left because it blocks everyone behind you and oncoming traffic is too dense to actually make the turn, so there is a sign indicating no left turns, and a green arrow for the light, indicating that you may only go straight. Yet people will sit here for an entire light cycle waiting to take an illegal left turn and no one behind them honks. I just don't understand it.

I feel no guilt in holding my horn down until they get out of everyone's way.

Idk that depends, probably. I'm in my thirties, never played half life, and therefore don't get the joke, even with context lol

I'm in!

We bought a giant bag of plastic springs and one of ours loves to play fetch with them

Ferrari "strategists" have been a joke for years.

My god the smell

Don't even need to bother getting hired, just wear a jumpsuit and some keys.

I mean I'm just gonna go buy an identical service, so have fun with your face rubbing.

Thanks! I've been looking for something like this

What audiobook?

Out of curiosity, could the Samsung and Sandisk not have been flipped over on the ring to fit at a better angle? I realize they'll run around the ring and be at the worse angle in your pocket from time to time but, I guess I'm just wondering how you made the measurement. The Samsung bar in the picture is at a solid 90 degrees to the GTX, which would be annoying as hell if the GTX was replaced by a set of keys lol