[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

We believe you. The best fart deodorisers are rollons with a dildo which is a roll on and also deep suppository, to work out and give those farts a good pumping.

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

google is a uselesss piece of shit company. never met a decent google employee or director. chuck them all into hell for eternity.

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

yea i would skip all smartphones. i got them an ipad. my parents are i their 80. there was no way failing eyesight and hand coordination can handle a tiny smartphone screen. Also skip android. Android has truly shitty touch interface responsiveness compared to Apple devices. Apple has the world's best natural touch responsiveness. This is the main reason Apple is wooping Android ass. Dont waste money on smartphones for elderly. Only Ipads have a chance of working.

in fact for my mum, i was inclined to skip all touch devices. as a lady she has long fingernails. with arthritis making her fingers more crooked, there was no way for her to use a touchscreen. her fingernails would always tap the screen first. even if she trimmed her nails, her nails would touch first and the touch interface would fail. so i obtained a push button phone for her, old vintage desktop style.

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

yea i answer and string them along for ages. since i am not well, my voice and tiredness always shows through, but im quite lonely so i quite enjoy these long rambling chats. i always try to be helpful and ask them lots of questions, and always say yes to whatever they want. but i never give out bank account numbers etc. but i always say "yes i will contact my lawyer and they will cut you a cheque,. how much do you need? pls, let me help?" etc etc.

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

These movies are not bad. I quite enjoy them. Sometimes I skip the predictable endings.

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

they should just make an adults only area with an age check. not that kids will comply, but the rest of the internet doesn't mind. 4chan does it. we should do it too.

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

we need to have freedom of speech. unlike fascist reddit where all non-normies are shut down and abused, kbin is about freedom. Here the TRUTH SHALL PREVAIL ! Gods, don't block people just because you don't like what they say. then you end up living in an echo chamber just like Trump. Are you a Trump??

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

i think it would be nice if they had a baby and the baby turned out to be infested with an alien pathogen, and it ate everything up, and left some nice sauce to french chefs to enjoy.

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Her brother is named Door Open.

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

completely agree. the market system is just not the best model for resource allocation. we need a more socialised way of allocating resources. the first thing to do is to throw the billionaires into jail and seize their assets.

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

most non profits are just fronts for scams. they always say non-profit, but the profits are taken by the greedy backers. sorry to bust ur dream.

[-] yesdogishere@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

actually, i don't even know where i am. are you accessing this info using lemmy or kbin? what is the difference? can i login and read these posts using lemmy, kbin, something else? i am so lost. it is time for a panic attack. what is happening???

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Pls stop supporting MS or Windows. MS designed it to allow them to perv on legitimate users. Shift to Linux, or build our own OS.

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