I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years. That's 3,000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week, 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that's 12,012,000 pennies. Eight times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I'll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass.

Tic tacs. Shove them up your ass

Actually yeah. I don't know the brand name but they have charcoal filter underwear that just absorbs the smell, and they also have others that have little scent pads that turn your farts into like apple pie smell and stuff.

Have no idea how well they actually work though. I've never used them nor do I know anyone who has.

There a scented douches, and I don't see why they wouldn't work in the orifice next to the intend one.

Yes. I heard of something like that on the podcast "A problem squared". It was a pill invented by some french doctor I think? I'm not sure.

there was this charcoal underwear sold at one point.

Pop “Charcoal Shreddies” into a search engine.

I use wintergreen life saver mints as suppositories. Be sure they are in the correct orientation, the hole is for the farts to pass through.

Gelomyrthol makes my farts smell like mint after taking them for a few days 😅

There are "internal deodorants" like this one https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bismuth_subgallate

It's available over the counter.

High dietary fiber like beer, veggies, or beans creates large amounts of gas, but meat is what makes it smell bad. In my opinion pork is the worst, beef is not great, and chicken is still bad but the least offensive. Eggs can be sulphuric. If you want to deodorize your farts try being vegetarian for 2 or 3 days.

I think mustard is a folk remedy for gas. And not the store bought condiment, that usually makes me fart, but rather mustard powder as used in Indian cuisine.

Devrom.