The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

She's banned because she flipped him on his back and huffed his belly

I want to be a cat so I can be pampered, and lash out randomly and have people think it's cute

Athy, athier, athiest

Hold my internal organs, I'm going in

Pour it on yourself and you'll never have to work another day in your life

OP I think you're in danger

My dog:
Me: You'd tell me if a ghost was putting its balls on top of my head, wouldn't you?

Improvised pipe phone

I'm sorry, is this comment a reference to something?

Never used a Turing machine, but I have a project that generates NFAs and converts them to DFAs so they run faster.

I, too, become erect by swiveling my penis 180°