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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

You can tell it's an old stock photo by the ratio of the monitor.

[-] JackOfAllTraits@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago
[-] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 9 months ago

And windows vista

[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

And Vista task bar

[-] swag_money@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

my ThinkPad™ literally has gutters built into the keyboard to direct spilled liquids away from the circuitry. it also boots after i hit it with a hammer

[-] SapphironZA@lemmings.world 18 points 9 months ago

You know it comes with a power button that will also switch it on for you? /s

[-] ChojinDSL@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 9 months ago

(un)fortunately, my thinkpad has a spillproof keyboard.

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

I bet it isn't hydrofluoric acid spill proof

[-] z500@startrek.website 7 points 9 months ago

Pour it on yourself and you'll never have to work another day in your life

[-] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago

Please don't spill HF anywhere that isn't specifically designed for it.

[-] Sallp@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Just need a different liquid.

[-] Bronco1676@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago
[-] LoveSausage@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago

Hey boss , I worked so fast the computer overheated. Let's call it a day shall we?

[-] Bronco1676@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

Probably not a valid excuse with M series macbooks :(

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

Kidding aside, the M series is incredible with how cool and queit it is. It’s a laptop you can actually put on your lap.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah it’s pretty clear Apple took their knowledge of building mobile processors since the A6, which is really the first iPhone processor they made in house. Then they probably poached a bunch of people from intel or amd and grabbed a few of their PowerPC vets and here we are. Love or hate Apple, the M series is great for processor competition because it is a great processor line

[-] Bronco1676@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Yes it still gets warm fairly often for me, but not first degree burn warm

[-] SmoothIsFast@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

That's what this picture was advertising.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 9 months ago

Nothing an "accidental" fall can't solve

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I'm just imagining having a bad day at work and then pushing my PC off my desk at noon on a Friday, calling IT and punching out.

I mean I am IT, but still.

[-] BorgDrone@lemmy.one 2 points 9 months ago

The world of networking is full of accidents waiting to happen.

[-] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 9 months ago

What if i have a Thinkpad X220?

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 9 months ago

Have you ever read that Wikipedia article, Timeline of the Far Future? "Median half-life of the ThinkPad X220" is listed between "The Sun reaches the top of the red-giant branch of the Hertzsprung–Russell diagram" and "the Moon spirals below Earth's Roche limit, breaking into a ring of debris".

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Fret not, dear User! For I as the IT admin will happily pour water directly into the parts that matter.

[-] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

When people mention watercooling is this what they mean

[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago

By pouring water over a laptop that's been forgotten in a corner of the basement for 20 years?

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works -2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Anyone know if this actually does anything to modern laptops? I can't think of a single computer I've used that didn't have drainage in the keyboard.

[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 8 points 9 months ago

Do you exclusively use Thinkpads?

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

I guess so. Macbooks brick if the air has too much moisture. This guy has never seen a MacBook then

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

I have a Thinkpad and some weird ass dell or something but IIRC they have some holes with a water drop shape embossed nearby. The rest are desktop keyboards.

[-] S3igHillalolp_78@futurology.today 4 points 9 months ago

What? How old are you?

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