"I would have survived Generalplan Ost through demonstrating my superior hatred of the Russians! "

That reminded me of a Polish poem, though i forgot who wrote it, it goes something like that:

"Dziś nas straszycie komunistami, tak jak przed laty
Straszono naszych ojców nazwiskiem demokraty"

"You scare us with communists, like in the old time
our fathers were scared with the democrat name"