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23 second vid at the link.

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[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 49 points 4 days ago

Imagining a lower-tier executive feeling threatened and calling this hotline only to be told they don't qualify for its services.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 36 points 4 days ago

"Help! Active shooter! I'm the VP of sales for—..."

"VP level executives do not qualify. I'm sorry. Dial 911."

"Fucking help me!"

"I'm sorry. You do not qualify. Dial 911. Nuance calls on this CEO line will result in a penalty fee and a note in your HR file."

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 29 points 4 days ago

“Sir, please call back when your company has annual revenues over $5 million.”

[-] miz@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

even if you're a CEO, what's the annual revenue of your company? how many employees does your company have to have?

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Lol yeah, I can work by myself and call myself ceo. Most of LinkedIn does already.

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