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Steer clear of shadowy figures who threaten you with knives, guns, or other weapons—they may intend to do you bodily harm.

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[-] Nougat@fedia.io 2 points 4 days ago

... does not hinder ...

It does hinder, by making your activities more difficult by one-twelfth.

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